When David is messy :)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
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So you got the looks but have you got the touch

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holdmypurse:

I’m so done

CAN WE PLEASE

zaksaidso:

holdmypurse:

niggawitamacbook:

somebitchnamedeltrese:

niggawitamacbook:

Girl, I hope you got some black castor oil for ya edges cause you just got dragged. Praying for your recovery.

keep praying I could care less about someone obsessed with an ancient hasbeen

I’m sleep.

I told this heifer not once, but twice that she needs to improve herself when she wants to come for me. I gave you receipts sweetheart, and you disrespectfully disregarded them.

Now you are acting like a delusional little child (which I shouldn’t be surprised because children run away from facts to stay ignorant) repeating the tired line that Cher is a “hasbeen.  Yet her new single, Women’s World (out now, and buy the album, “Closer to the Truth”, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24TH) did well on the charts, and all of her recent tours did extremely well. 

Darling, quite honestly you are caring enough to keep this going, because this is now the third time I’ve seen your wig on the floor by me. 

When are you going to pay me for these free reads? I accept cash, because I don’t trust credit from people who can’t do simple shit like pay their respect to groundbreaking divas who paved the way for a lot of the bitches some of y’all stan for. 

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Can we just revisit this for a minute because I need a moment

AGAIN

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

I’m going to go to the anthropology department tomorrow and fight my professor for making me do this essay.

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss