I have successfully submitted all my college applications. Crossing my fingers for my acceptance to Columbia University.
Going to sleep at 7:30 AM and waking up at 2 PM...
Time to finish my supplement for UChicago. Ugh, essays.
I have to use Internet Explorer to finish my...
Google Chrome isn’t compatible with the website.
He said Kim Kard-ashy-knees.
me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
Exerpt from an article in Harper's Bazaar titled...
“Dr. Marcus Bachmann is a Christian counselor who runs a clinic with a sideline in curing people of their homosexuality. Apparently you can pray the gay away. When he’s not doing that, he shops for his wife’s wardrobe, coordinating her outfits so well that Michele has bragged about his ‘good sense of style’.”
“Bitch, your forehead is wider than hooker pussy.” I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I just fucking can’t.
Watching an HP movie
HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
Dad: GO. NOW.
-walks to room and bangs the door-
-opens the room door and shouts-
HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
While home for the Holidays, my 4 year old nephew...
tyleroakley: Nephew: “Uncle Ty… I eat my own boogers.” Uncle Ty:
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mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...