August 2011
Got you. You’re mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. Have...
– Bret Easton Ellis (via souslabime)
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My Brother's Idea of Funny
Him: Where'd the one-legged girl work?
Me: One-legged girl? What?
Him: IHOP.
Me: ...You're stupid.
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Don’t cry for a man who’s left you; the next one may fall for your...
– Mae West
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I miss winterrrrrrr :(
I just put on my hoodie because it’s cold in my room. I miss winter now. I’m ready to be able to layer my clothes again. Also, snuggle weather. Though, there’s no one here I’d snuggle with.
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Bitch, you ain't no Barbie. I see you work at...
July 2011
You make me genuinely happy.
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No chance, No way
I won’t say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh,
Why deny...
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I miss this show so much.
“I’m Penny Proud, I’m cute and I’m loud, and I got it goin’ on.”
So there's this guy...
Yeah :)
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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky,...
– George Carlin
thefuckingbestever asked: Being gay is totally a choice. Don't be a dipshit.
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon.
thefuckingbestever asked: So you can bitch about it and act like you're better than everyone else.
Was the ass thing a pun or
Was the ass thing a pun or
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Even if the sun refused to shine, even if the moon...
I need someone to cuddle up to at night.
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I think Lord Voldemort's parents took the "I Got...
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‘I’d take you on anytime on my own,’ said Malfoy. ‘Tonight, if you want.’
– Draco Malfoy [to Harry Potter] (via awesomepadfoot)
Malfoy so obviously wants the d.
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Dear AP Lit work, Fuck You.
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Don't try to fix me; I'm not broken.
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That awkward moment when someone says something...
You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh. I’d give anything again to be...
– Lady GaGa
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is on Logo right now......
It never hurt until you said, "I don't care."
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It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong?"...
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to...
– Lynn Lavner
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Boys are dumb. Well, most at least...