August 2011
“Got you. You’re mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. Have...”
– Bret Easton Ellis (via souslabime)
Aug 1st
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My Brother's Idea of Funny
Him: Where'd the one-legged girl work?
Me: One-legged girl? What?
Him: IHOP.
Me: ...You're stupid.
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you; the next one may fall for your...”
– Mae West
Aug 1st
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I miss winterrrrrrr :(
I just put on my hoodie because it’s cold in my room. I miss winter now. I’m ready to be able to layer my clothes again. Also, snuggle weather. Though, there’s no one here I’d snuggle with.
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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Bitch, you ain't no Barbie. I see you work at...
Aug 1st
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July 2011
Jul 31st
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You make me genuinely happy.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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“No chance, No way I won’t say it, no, no You swoon, you sigh, Why deny...”
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I miss this show so much.
“I’m Penny Proud, I’m cute and I’m loud, and I got it goin’ on.”
Jul 30th
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So there's this guy...
Yeah :)
Jul 30th
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“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky,...”
– George Carlin
Jul 30th
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thefuckingbestever asked: Being gay is totally a choice. Don't be a dipshit.
Jul 30th
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon.
Jul 30th
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thefuckingbestever asked: So you can bitch about it and act like you're better than everyone else.

Was the ass thing a pun or
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Even if the sun refused to shine, even if the moon...
Jul 30th
Listenlizfth2: starshiprangerrr: mooseburgers: ...
Jul 30th
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I need someone to cuddle up to at night.
Jul 30th
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I think Lord Voldemort's parents took the "I Got...
Jul 30th
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“‘I’d take you on anytime on my own,’ said Malfoy. ‘Tonight, if you want.’”
– Draco Malfoy [to Harry Potter] (via awesomepadfoot) Malfoy so obviously wants the d. 
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Dear AP Lit work, Fuck You.
Jul 30th
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Don't try to fix me; I'm not broken.
Jul 30th
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That awkward moment when someone says something...
Jul 30th
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“You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh. I’d give anything again to be...”
– Lady GaGa
Jul 29th
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is on Logo right now......
Jul 29th
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It never hurt until you said, "I don't care."
Jul 29th
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It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong?"...
Jul 29th
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“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to...”
– Lynn Lavner
Jul 29th
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Boys are dumb. Well, most at least...
Jul 29th
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