My father talking about the cost of his pain meds.

  • Him: I need a refill on my prescription.
  • Me: Well, go buy some more.
  • Him: I can't.
  • Me: Why?
  • Him: That shit's higher than giraffe pussy.
  • Me: ...
mypersonalanthem:

#129. I still remember every word you said

mypersonalanthem:

#129. I still remember every word you said

Woooo.

I have a 102.5F degree fever. Also, I have chills, joint pain, short breath, and uncontrollably gross coughing.

I hate my life. Doctor in the morning, most definitely.