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My father talking about the cost of his pain meds.
- Him: I need a refill on my prescription.
- Me: Well, go buy some more.
- Him: I can't.
- Me: Why?
- Him: That shit's higher than giraffe pussy.
- Me: ...
(via umiiyaknatala)

#129. I still remember every word you said
Woooo.
I have a 102.5F degree fever. Also, I have chills, joint pain, short breath, and uncontrollably gross coughing.
I hate my life. Doctor in the morning, most definitely.






